brandnewswastikas: Here’s a good drinking game. Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is...– Gwen Sharp in Policing Mascuility in Slim Jim’s “Spice Loss” Ads (via biraciallyinsensitive) Boom. (via loveyourchaos)
Jon Stewart on Paul Ryan’s “Convenient Truths” aka rampant inaccuracies.
lockpickpornography: saying “no homo” confirms that yes you did consider the homo your mind skimmed the homo long enough that you saw it as an option and felt the need to deny it just in case the other party did too
Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.– C Turlington (via blua)
Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.– Charlaine Harris (via kari-shma)
calvinccandie: when i find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom get your shit together
The "uplifting" article I'm reading for Legal...
“Lawyers’ discontent is reflected in other measures, such as high rates of attrition and psychological difficulties. Almost half of associates leave law firms within three years; three quarters leave within five. An estimated one-third of lawyers suffer from depression or alcohol or drug addiction; attorneys have about three times the rate of depression and almost twice the rate of...
wethinkwedream: What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
Oh dear God there is so much reading. Why did I...
pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans
I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes...– Sister Joan Chittister, Catholic Nun (via timehasflewn) holy shit i love this quote (via glitter-femin1sts) I vote we stop using the term “pro-life” and change to “pro-birth”, and every time someone asks “What does that mean?”, you can explain this and the other racialized, classist, misogynist,...
A haiku about how much I want Mitt Romney to be...
stavesofmysymphony: not at all, not at all, not at all, not at all, dear fucking god, no
Macklemore and Brother Ali are performing on the same weekend in Eugene. My two biggest hip hop heroes, two days, one weekend. Tickets are only $17 each. Only problem is… I’m supposed to visit Tessa that weekend. Le sigh. What to do?
In case you weren’t convinced that...
If the wingnuts on the religious right were...
A million years ago, the cave man, without tools, with small brain, and with...– Jack London (speaking to a group of wealthy New Yorkers at the turn of the century)
Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can...– Andrea Gibson (via speak-slow)